Sunday 7 October 2012

Halloween


With Halloween just a few weeks away I am reminded that I moved away from the city and once again will surely grow to miss it.

Halloween is one of my favorite times of the year, especially as a single guy. Women dress up and you get to see their true colours. Most will go as some version of slutty nurse, cop, cat, bunny, devil, mouse or other. My favorites over the years tend to be angel and maid.

But for the love of god some of you women must know that you shouldn't dress up as anything slutty, unless maybe it’s muffin top woman or cankle girl. Seriously, go as a fridge box or something. Nobody is buying what you are selling. And for Christ’s sake someone will lose an eye if that thong should snap. 


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