Like there’s
a button in front of you that says “Press this for free cookies,” but every
time you press it a bird shits on your head, but you keep pressing it, and once
in every 100 times, you get a cookie.
And it’s the
best fucking cookie you’ve ever had.
And while
you’re eating it you realize that you’ll willingly get shit on 99 more times in
hopes of getting another cookie.
Then one
day, the cookies stop coming.
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