With Halloween
just a few weeks away I am reminded that I moved away from the city and once
again will surely grow to miss it.
Halloween is
one of my favorite times of the year, especially as a single guy. Women dress
up and you get to see their true colours. Most will go as some version of
slutty nurse, cop, cat, bunny, devil, mouse or other. My favorites over the
years tend to be angel and maid.
But for the
love of god some of you women must know that you shouldn't dress up as anything
slutty, unless maybe it’s muffin top woman or cankle girl. Seriously, go as a fridge
box or something. Nobody is buying what you are selling. And for Christ’s sake
someone will lose an eye if that thong should snap.
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