Thursday 7 November 2013

Famous Movie Quotes!

So today I decided that it would be best if I only responded to emails using nothing but famous move quotes from AFI's top 100 list. I think it worked out rather well.

From: Cathy Grey
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:16am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Resumes

Hello Nick,

Have you had a chance to review any of those resumes I sent you?

Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:17am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Resumes

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Kind Regards,
Nick Alexander
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:21am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Resumes

Nick, I think you need help. Why are you always so mean to me?


Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:22am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

What we've got here is failure to communicate.


Regards Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:27am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

Nick, please just have a look at those resumes. We need to make someone an offer soon.


Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:29am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.


Regards, Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:33am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

What? Who are you making an offer to?  We haven’t even discussed interviews yet!


Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:34am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

Love means never having to say you're sorry.


Regards, Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:34am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

Ummm what are you talking about? Who do you love?

Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:35am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

You had me at hello.

Regards Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 09:37am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Resumes

I’m not talking to you anymore. Just look at the resumes. You are so confusing.

Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Michael Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:07am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Proposal

Nick,

Have you had a chance to review that proposal I gave you this morning? This is going to be a tough negotiation and I’m going to need you to come out on top on this one. Shareholder’s meeting is coming up and we need to have a win in our column.

Sincerely,

Mike Woodswittle
President & CEO
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:08am
To: Michael Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Proposal

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!

Regards Nick
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From: Michael Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:14am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Proposal

Well that may be so, but I’m sure you’ll sort it out like you always do.

Sincerely,

Mike Woodswittle
President & CEO
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:15am
To: Michael Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Proposal

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Regards Nick
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From: Michael Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:17am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Proposal

That’s the spirit!

Also, I need a favor. My daughter is coming by to have lunch but I have the board meeting. You wouldn't mind taking her would you? I feel bad, and she’ll be upset that she came all the way downtown. You can use the company card. I’ll have her email you and let you know when she will be here.

Sincerely,

Mike Woodswittle
President & CEO
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:18am
To: Michael Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Proposal

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Regards Nick
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From: Michael Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 10:18am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Proposal

Perhaps this was a bad idea!

Sincerely,

Mike Woodswittle
President & CEO
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:32am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Lunch

Hi Nick, my dad said that you are taking me for lunch because he’s busy. I hope that’s ok :)

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:33am
To: Claire Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Lunch

Hello, gorgeous.

Regards Nick
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:34am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Lunch

Are you flirting with me again? You know my dad will kill you.

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone

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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:35am
To: Claire Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

Regards Nick
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:37am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

Are you being bad? What’s going to happen if I come up and see you?

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone

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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:38am
To: Claire Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

You can't handle the truth!

Regards Nick
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:40am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

Yes I can, tell me. I want to know what’s going to happen when I come up to see you.

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone

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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:42am
To: Claire Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

Say "hello" to my little friend!

Regards Nick
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:43am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

You are so bad ;) I bet it’s not so little

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:43am
To: Claire Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

Regards Nick
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:44am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

OMG I want to see it!

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:45am
To: Claire Woodswittle
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

So what do you want for lunch?

Regards Nick
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From: Claire Woodswittle
Date: Friday 07 November 2013 11:46am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Lunch

You know exactly want I want for lunch ;)

-Claire
Sent from my iPhone



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