From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:12am
To: All Employees
Subject: Large box of puppies left in
the lunchroom
Hello Everyone,
It has come to my attention that a
large box of puppies has been left in the staff lunchroom with a sign that says
“Free Puppies”. Would the owner of these puppies please contact me immediately!
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:12am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Large box of puppies
left in the lunchroom
Hi Cathy,
What kind of puppies are they?
Kind Regards,
Nick Alexander
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:13am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Large box of puppies
left in the lunchroom
Nick, I’m not sure. Here is a picture
of them.
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:15am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Large box of
puppies left in the lunchroom
Aren't they cute? I didn't know you
had dogs. How much are you selling them for?
Regards Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:18am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Large box of
puppies left in the lunchroom
They are not mine. The puppies are
free. Do you know who left them here?
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:21am
To: All Employees
Subject: FREE PUPPIES!!!
Cathy has brought in a box of puppies
and is giving them away for free! They are at her desk in HR everyone should go
and have a look.
Clearly Cathy can’t afford them and is
unable to provide them a good home because she is a bad mother; so she is
giving them up for adoption.
Regards, Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:22am
To: All Employees
Subject: Re: FREE PUPPIES!!!
They are not my puppies. Does anyone
know who brought them in? We are going to have to call the SPCA if no one comes
forward.
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:36am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Large
box of puppies left in the lunchroom
Cathy,
Because I am a good person I have
decided to help you with your problem since no one has adopted any of your
puppies. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be a terrible mother.
I have made up some signs and put
them up around the office for you.
Regards, Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:39am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Large
box of puppies left in the lunchroom
What the hell is wrong with you? Go
and take those down right now! I don’t have any money to give away.
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Nick Alexander
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:46am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Large
box of puppies left in the lunchroom
I’m not sure that I am allowed to
remove any fixtures from the office. Last week you sent out a notice explaining
that the maintenance folks are union. As such we should not be doing certain
things around the office such as changing light bulbs or removing fixtures as
this would take work away from the union and could cause a strike.
Regards Nick
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:46am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Re: Large box of puppies left in the lunchroom
This was all you wasn't it? I know
you had something to do with this. You are such a dick!!!!! Margaret warned me
about you.
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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From: Joel McBride
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 08:52am
To: All Employees
Subject: Re: Re: FREE PUPPIES!!!
Hello Cathy,
I would like to take one of the
puppies you brought in. My daughter will be very happy.
Good for you, taking responsibility
to provide a good home for these puppies instead of abandoning them or drowning
them in the river.
Everyone should take note of the good
example Cathy is setting.
Will the $200 be cash or cheque? I
will come by your desk at 5 o’clock.
Sincerely,
Joel McBride
VP Human Resources
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From: Heather Worsely
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 09:14am
To: Cathy Grey
Subject: Re: Re: FREE PUPPIES!!!
Hi Cathy,
Do you still have any puppies left? I
hope I’m not too late. Is there a limit on how many I can take? I was thinking
I would take 3 as I think I can keep one and find a home for the other 2. Is it
still $200 per puppy?
Thank you,
Heather Worsely
Manager, Accounts Payable
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From: Cathy Grey
Date: Thursday 31 October 2013 09:18am
To: Nick Alexander
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Re: Re:
I hate you and I hope you rot in
hell!
Thank you,
Cathy Grey
Interim Human Resources Manager
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